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That I laughed out loud at least eight times in seventy pages, particularly at the back-page order form for the forty nonexistent other books in the series. And the sister-series Ed Sheeran Adventures. And darker spin-off Taylor Swift Case Files.
These are just a few of the things that make the book a real treat. As the pair of pop icons flounce around specifically referenced NYC Starbucks locations, Taylor Swift: Girl Detective: The Secrets of the Starbucks Lovers thoroughly enjoys itself.
As it builds in height, a wave crest becomes steeper and steeper, finally becoming unstable and tumbling over. This instability occurs when the wave height is greater than one-seventh of the wavelength and also when the interior angle of the peak of a wave is less than 120 degrees.
It makes logical sense that water waves would have a particular height-to-length ratio and a specific angle from which they will fall. The trick is in realizing that there is a question that can be asked in the first place, an order underlying the chaos—not just a collection of random water falling all over itself.
A feeling of wonder pervades The Lost Art of Finding Our Way: tales of “sunstones” and “celestial huts”, “portolan charts” and “ecliptics” make it hard to not get wrapped up in the obscure and the exotic. But it is the more mundane aspects of peregrination that can truly astound:
Read MoreOur perceptions function in two roles: First, the sight of familiar landmarks helps us update our location in the internal map. Second, the sight of objects drawing nearer as we approach them and receding into the distance behind us gives us a sense of speed and motion. We usually take all of this for granted.
It is fiction, pure and true, in form that cannot be replicated or reproduced elsewhere or elsewise. It is the type of book that touches the heart of independent booksellers, their employees, their customers; it is in every book shop because it is the type of book for which bookshops were created.
Read MoreBefore surgery the dentist asked, “Is the laughing gas working?” I asked back, “How do you know if it’s working?” The dentist replied, “Do you feel different than you did five minutes ago?” I became hysterical and said, “I always feel different than five minutes ago.”
The third largest public library system in the world has three copies in circulation. Three people at a time can experience a story that is too perfect to be good fiction. It is a peerless memoir.
Read MoreIt is the impracticality of these weapons, their purposeful malignancy and impetus to cause damage, that still gives me pause. It doesn’t fit the setting. You can’t just slice and dice in a cartoon! You can’t just start shooting wildly if you’re the hero! You can, Batman-style, bludgeon and cripple a thousand villains and skate by on the illusion of non-lethality, I suppose. But a bullet? You’re limited by the threat of death, of too much violence, of overkill. Smash a man’s face and he may live. Give a G.I. Joe a laser pistol and his or her enemies fall over in flurry of sparkly lights and scorched camouflage. Actual guns firing real bullets cannot be downplayed and will never, in the zeitgeist, come across as less than lethally efficient. They cannot be used in popular culture the way something like nunchucks or a quarterstaff or a fist can be used.
Read MoreEverything is disarmingly self-aware; its bluntness preempts attempts to poke holes with admissions that nothing is complete. That—more so than the hot-take-style quotable excerpts that serve to draw attention to the text in the first place—is what makes it remarkable. Sapiens isn’t afraid to make the best claim it can given the facts as they are known, isn’t afraid to say, “This might all be wrong but here it is anyway,” and isn’t afraid to give all the information it can without trying to steer the reader into a comfortable line of thinking.
Read MoreBut author-Eleanor is the true construct. She is merely a codex to decipher the heart, which is embedded two tales deep. The Eleanor that matters is the one inside the story, not the one writing it.
Read MoreBinary Star is a book about space, about interstellar space where our minds are the stars and our relationships are the void between. God, does that sounds clichéd. Nothing in Binary Star will ever be that clunky, that explicit. It is elegant, it has words that float just behind your eyes while you sit on the train, trying not to panic, trying not to think about how miserable things can be. Are. Were.
Read MoreThe author speaks literally to you, the person reading the book. It is startling to have her stop her first-person account—the now standard casual-modern-non-fiction talk-text—and turn to the reader. She directly asks you a rhetorical question while calling you “you,” drawing attention to your own existence. She knows you’re there, knows she exists as a brief voice in your head, her own existence entirely out of her control. And then this sublime moment of flux is over as the tale moves on like it was nothing at all to upend the tacit conventions upon which the written word stands. She makes a salient socioeconomic point to facilitate a mental return back to nonfictionland; the reader can forget that they were a “you” that the author wrote something to and go back to being "the reader."
Read MoreThe title is hers: her choosing hope at the cost of happiness, over and over again. Seeing the why, over and over again. Seeing Ester see, seeing Ester not be able to stop. Never being able to stop her from seeing, never being able to stop ourselves from understanding.
Read MoreTime and distance are completely irrelevant for most social interactions. Distance is dead, in an unprecedented manner, but it had been dying slowly over the last century and a half.
Read Morethis is my major concern with The Argumentative Indian; it is a compilation novel of the author’s articles over the past decade. You see the same things, referenced again and again; compilation books are not only repetitive—how much text is wasted skimming the surface of the Gujurat Massacre ten separate times, rather than hitting it once with depth and vigor—but the tone is so disparate there is next to no authorial voice to guide you through the narrative. Any sense of uniqueness or cohesion on the part of an author is pressed flat by the need to match the format in which the text originally appeared; New York Review of Books; New Republic; Financial Times; et al.
Each chapter is stand-alone; you will undoubtedly pull the fantastic knowledge from the trove, but the cost is high.
Behind Her Eyes is sold on its unexpected twist. And unless you’re insulated by extreme heteronormativity, I simply cannot imagine the twist in Behind Her Eyes being very surprising. It is telegraphed so far in advance I was sure it was a red herring. You really should stop reading if you care at all about reading this book yourself.
Read MoreI, without question, am that easy to deceive. Or, at least, I tend to get swept away by atmosphere. My gullibility—which I prefer to term active engagement in creating experiences—aided my enjoyment of my first Agatha Christie novel as much as it did while touring Cairo and Luxor. I let the red herrings ensorcell me like an episode of Scooby Doo; I never tried to outthink the plot or predict what had—or might—happen,
Read MoreBasic rules of the reader/writer relationship are—not violated, not exactly—but flexed, prodded, ignored.
Read MoreLike and unlike Hamlet, Makina is contradiction; ageless intellectual force yet feckless and indeterminately ageless. Circumstances sweep both away: while Makina lacks Hamlet’s legendary dithering, she maintains his ephemeral ability to simply vanish, which—in a Hamlet-analogue that is so good it seems planned—means she verses like no other. Take a moment, please, to hear from the voice of the translator:
Read MoreLater, no, I would see that it was the Flatbush of New York City: a number of stories in Certain American States are set in the New York that I know and love, the New York of middling affluence, of hope and transition and internal errors, cosmetic scars that cannot dig deeply enough for permanent damage. Stories of relative hardships, of ennui unmoored from deadly consequences of aimlessness. No threat of survival within these certain American states, only danger to potential, to the lack of the stunning success that was promised, a failure to reach the "better off than your parents' generation" fealty to which we were sworn.
Read MoreCirce isn’t misunderstood—she’s perfectly understood; she turns men into pigs because men see her body as their property and try to claim her with their strength. She needs no narrative overhaul for us to understand her actions; she needs no revamp to be sympathetic. The system is, and always has been, designed to quite literally fuck her over.
The gods do it, and have always done it, and won't stop until someone with power equal to their own challenges their depravity. It is always a game or all a joke to those who hold the power. But not so to the ones “so very bad at getting away.” This is a direct indictment of a system and has the overarching and amorphous quality of a parable. Which is good, because that's what myths are. Circe is jerked around by a society that lets those in power say and do things that are fundamentally revolting; myths represent humans trying to understand the world, and this particular understanding is relevant now more than ever.
